Who will follow ME?

 I was just reading how during his exile the now out-of -work talk show host Conan O'Brian has amassed over a half million followers on Twitter. Last Friday he decided to follow his first person and picked one at random sending the post "Sarah Killen, your life is about to change". Immediately after the message was sent the rural Michigan woman picked up followers at the rate of 150 a minute. Now she has over 20,000.

 I wonder who I can get to follow me? I do have alot to say. Hillary? Arnold? Neil Young? Any suggestions?

As soon as I find out how to do this, I will post it for all the bodybuilders to use. Soon we will have billions of followers and take over the world. That's what we are going to do!