SCARED STRAIGHT

I've always had lots of hair. Long, big, sometimes crazy hair. And I've always played with it.

 Straight hair gallery

Wear it up, wear it down, braid it, and even cut it myself. (more than a few times)
But I've never changed its molecular structure...until now.

I dreamed that my hair would be more manageable and dry faster if it was straightened.
The mixture I used was made with formaldehyde.

Normally used in embalming fluid, equally good on your head.
I have to leave it in for 4 days.
It did straighten my hair, real straight...it can now poke your eye out.

I can't wear a hat or it may bend my hair permanently.

I won't go outside, it has an odor and feels weird. I am also scared that someone will call me formaldehead. Nobody else has seen it yet except my kitties.

I can't wait till tomorrow so I can finally wash it.
Was it a good idea?....we'll have to see.

Bad Lori Braun hair jokes:

"My hair is so straight I have to register it as a lethal weapon."

"My hair is so staight I am not allowed in Chelsea."

Comments

[tanuki]

Wow, you truly do become more beautiful with each passing year. That's straight up.

[K.B.G.]

You're hair looks great! And by the way, I once saw ( decades ago ) a photo feature of a super-strong female body builder lifting and carrying two average, ordinary women SIMULTANEOUSLY. She cradled them both at the same time in her arms; had them slung over each shoulder; had them sitting on each shoulder, etc. It was a fantastic contrast between super strength and body type to average/ordinary build and softness. Perhaps you'll consider featuring something like this in the future?
Best wishes!!

[Steve Shaw]

I can see the glowing eyes of a cat lurking in one of the photos :)

[frank]

Love your hair,and you too. You look very beautiful.
Frank

[Alexander]

Very hot! Keep it up! :)