The Singer Songwriter Single Mistress Song
Tuesday, June 2, 2009 at 12:26 [written by anonymous]
(sung to the tune of the twelve days of Christmas, roughly equivalent to the 12 weeks of summer)
ON the first weekend of summer my true love gave to me...a weekend in the coun-try........
On the second weekend of summer my true love gave to me, no hope for free time with he......
On the third weekend of summer my true love gave to me, his number while he's in Hun -gary
On the fourth weekend of summer my true love gave to me, the choice of a weekend with he..........
On the fifth weekend of summer my true love gave to me, 5 Unexpected GIG dates.....
4 rainy days, 3 family dinners, 2 schools to see, and a bridge lesson still to be seen........
On the sixth weekend of summer my true love gave to me, his itinerary with 'his boy' in Berklee
On the seventh weekend of summer my true love gave to me, a beach getaway in the rain........
On the eighth weekend of summer my true love gave to me, a ride to my dear old lonely mom.......
On the ninth weekend of summer my true love gave to me, the next two weeks with his family......
ON the tenth weekend of summer my true love gave to me, some afternoons that he could be free.......
On the eleventh weekend of summer my true love gave to me, some toys to make his mistress hap-py......
ON the twelfth weekend of summer my true love gave to me..12 weeks of waiting, 11 toys a playin, 10 get outa jail cards, 9 absentee weekends, 8 rides to mom's house, 7 rainy weekends, 6 family updates, 5 unexpected gigs, 4 choice of dates, 3 foreign codes, 2 trying conditions, and a weekend in the count-try
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