Toothpick Training Diet

With all the diet fads and exercise equipment and weight loss foods out there I figured there has to be a better approach.

Last weekend I started to experiment with my very latest invention in diet coercion.
Toothpick Training. Or T2 as I affectionately call it.
The idea is simple and very inexpensive.
All you need is a nice sharp toothpick available at any restaurant.

Trainer Lori Braun

The toothpick is perfect. Easily concealable and ready at a moments notice.
Armed with your knowledge of healthy foods you simply shadow your victim, er, I mean dieter throughout his or her day. As their eyes wander to unhealthy or fattening foods on a menu or in a store you simply thrust the toothpick into them.

A nice sharp one can easily penetrate a few layers of clothing into their flesh.
You would be surprised how quickly people can be trained to avoid the bake shop and burger joints.

Everyone has their own sensitive spot, and after a little experimenting you will find it. Whether it be the back of the neck or midsection. My favorite is right in the side. A gentle reminder of where the fat would have landed.

For obvious reasons make sure you use a fresh toothpick on each student. Blood transfer is not healthy.
With a little practice anyone can be a toothpick ninja. You can too!