Far-Out Pharmacology

I originally thought that LSD meant Lori's Sleep Deprived, since I haven't slept in 27 years.

However, I recently found out that a number of people are taking the drug LSD in order to help with their anorexia or anxiety issues. Wow, maybe that's why the 60's had so much less stress and no anorexia. Maybe that is the reason some of the most famous bodybuilders were born right around that psychedelic time. Funny how everything always gets recycled from the past, TV shows, movies, fashion, now drugs.

Scientists study possible health benefits of LSD and ecstasy

Growing number of people taking psychedelic drugs to help them cope with conditions such as chronic anxiety attacks

A growing number of people are taking LSD and other psychedelic drugs such as cannabis and ecstasy to help them cope with a variety of conditions including anorexia nervosa, cluster headaches and chronic anxiety attacks.

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Matsui pumpkin head makes Yankees win.

I carved a Matsui pumpkin to celebrate his awesome world series on Halloween eve.

Happy Halloween

Warning: If you get scared easily, watch this with your eyes closed.

Lori Braun

Trick Or Treat from Old Greg. Do you think I'm sexy?

Yule Tide greetings from Old Greg. Make sure you drink your Bailey's.

Don't end up like Curly Jefferson and a Happy Halloween!

Femalemuscle talklive

I went to visit my friends in Red Hook Brooklyn. They just opened a lovely bar and restaurant. The phone rang and I was informed that it was a FM Talklive call from Stockholm Sweden. I decided to take the call from this tiny old phone booth.

I bought economy bottle of wine

But then I couldn't tell if I had more than two glasses (my limit) so I had to pour six glasses out to check.

So now I have five glasses with wine and I poured a little off each one to have a little more than two glasses. Anyway, just goes to show what I'm up against, home alone and dangerous.

Thank god for Fuzzy my fat ass cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Think I'll go to the gym.

anonymous.

TalkLive Profile “Sam” Extension 955

We recruited “Sam” from the Lower East Side of Manhattan. She is a very, and strong, female bodybuilder and wrestler.

Here is a brief blurb that Sam emailed to us yesterday:

Talk live now!  Dial 800.222.3539

 

My name is Sam, short for Samantha. But there is nothing short about me. I am rather like a yellow haired Amazon, almost six feet tall. When I walk down the street I stop traffic. Strangers offer me marriage proposals and motorcycle rides which I sometimes accept because I have an adventuresome spirit. Being a “fly by the seat of my pants” type of girl can get me into some trouble but I can always get myself out with the help of my muscles. I like being ripped and cut. I am friendly by nature but my body is dangerous. Once I was hanging out with a girlfriend and a guy got fresh fresh with her. I said, “Hey lay off her!” He didn’t so I laid into him, threw him over my shoulder and slammed him onto the ground. That is when I realized some men like it rough. After this incident this guy tracked me down to give me a dozen red roses. I’m a sucker for flowers and a sucker for all types of men. I just love them all.

Give her a call.

Be Kind, you can't rewind

Eat junk, drink booze, smoke anything, lay in the sun and look like crap later.

Study of identical twins reveals how habits like smoking and tanning can dramatically age skin

"The beginning of my partying days in Montauk at Ciro's"

A new study of a female bodybuilder shows the dramatic effect bad habits such as smoking, sun exposure and yo-yo dieting can have on our looks.

"Years of partying has finally taken it's toll on me"

Sun exposure, smoking, alcohol intake and stress levels all have an impact on appearance and how old you look, according to new research published in Plastic and Reconstructive Surgery and reported in Allure magazine. Some sets of identical twins were found to look almost a decade apart in age.

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She's Baaaaaack!!

On a recent trip to the mall I decided to stop in this new store based in Canada.

They had some really nice clothes there and I decided to try on one real nice black shirt.
As I was looking at it in the mirror I started to get angry.
Where was the clerk that was helping me?
Why was it taking so long to get the jeans I had asked for?
Grrrr. I could feel my body tense up as I was waiting too long.
I have a appointment this afternoon, where is she?
GRRRR
I am going to be late.
I cannot take it any more.
Then riiiiiiiipppppp.
I could feel my back muscles swell.
riiiipppppp.
I felt myself exploding thru the shirt.
When I glaced at my back I could see that the shirt was almost totally ripped off my body.
Maybe I'll start a new clothing line.
S.H.E.  
She-Hulk Expesssions, coming out soon.

or

I got the idea for a new clothing line on my recent trip to the mall.
I was trying on a cool black shirt I found at a new shop.

While checking it out in the mirror, I decided to do a little flexing.
All of a sudden, riiiipppp.I heard the tearing and...
My new apparel line was born.
S.H.E
She-Hulk Expressions

GET RIPPED WITH LORI
Order yours today!

or

I hate going to the mall for clothes.
When I hate doing something I get angry.
When I get angry I tense up.
When I get tense my muscles bulge.
When my muscles bulge, things get destroyed.
I hate the mall.

or

I think this shirt looks better backwards compared to the way it is supposed to be worn.

Skip the gym and go shop

With federal investigations still underway of some of the largest bodybuilder websites selling steroid laced supplements, people in search of that perfect body have turned to other methods. Just out on the market is the Super Squeeze Suit.

This Titanium woven body sock can take someone with any body size and shape and squeeze the fat into the right places for an amazing look. The whole suit when removed is only the size of a Barbie doll outfit so it easily fits in your pocket to don at a moments notice.

So, goodbye steroids, goodbye gym.....hello KFC.